[MUSIC: Dramatic, John Williams-style score begins in the background.]

[SOUND EFFECT: The “wokka-wokka-wokka” of Ms. Pac-Man.]

DRAMATIC MALE ANNOUNCER
On November 17th… Videogames as you know them…

[SOUND EFFECT: The audio trill of Ms. Pac-Man dying.]

DRAMATIC MALE ANNOUNCER
…are…

[SOUND EFFECT: Sounds of a big metal object hitting pavement.]

DRAMATIC MALE ANNOUNCER
…about…

[SOUND EFFECT: Sounds of a big metal object hitting pavement.]

DRAMATIC MALE ANNOUNCER
…to…

[SOUND EFFECT: Sounds of a big metal object hitting pavement.]

FUTURISTIC FEMALE ANNOUNCER
…change!

[MUSIC: Swells to a crescendo as a “game over” sound effect plays.]

[SOUND EFFECT: Music, sound effects and scenes from various PlayStation 3 launch games play in the background.]

FUTURISTIC FEMALE ANNOUNCER
PlayStation 3… The next generation… Begins now… Play… beyond!

[SOUND EFFECT: Startup sound from PlayStation 3.]

Copyright (c) 2006 by Craig Hansen. All rights reserved.

FEMALE ANNOUNCER
Harold Stassen…

STASSEN
I don’t care to be involved in the crash landing unless I can be in on the takeoff.

FEMALE ANNOUNCER
Jesse Ventura…

VENTURA
We’ve shocked the world!

FEMALE ANNOUNCER
Amy Klobuchar…

KLOBUCHAR
In my job you can’t just put your head in the sand and throw partisan bombshells. You have to get results.

FEMALE ANNOUNCER
Minnesota has always been defined by its independent voices. Independence is a part of our culture. And independence is what the Frank LaNasa Insurance Agency is all about. As an independent agent, Frank is able to seek out the best companies that offer the best coverage at a fair price.

The LaNasa Agency won’t force you into a policy that’s not right for you, because they’re not tied to a single provider. They’ve been meeting security needs for Minnesota families for over 20 years. So whether you need auto, home, health, life, retirement, business or even group insurance, you can trust the LaNasa Agency. Not just today, but for the next 20 years and beyond. Call Frank LaNasa now at 651-482-0414. That’s 651-482-0414. Call today.

Copyright (c) 2006 by Craig Hansen. All rights reserved.