[MUSIC up. A very Star Wars-sounding, epic style of music.]
MISCHKE
Long ago, in a mobile phone environment far, far away…
[SOUND of door opening.]
MISCHKE
Hey! You ruined my take, Leo! Now I have to start over again!
LEO
What are you up to this time, Tommy?
MISCHKE
I’m creating a commercial that lets customers know how epic a decision it is to get their wireless phones from Mobile-Link Wireless.
LEO
Tommy, our customers are busy professionals. They want top-notch, “we come to you” service, quality phones at good prices, and the kind of multi-vendor consulting only Mobile-Link Wireless can provide.
MISCHKE
I have plans for that! It’s a battle scene between the forces of Sprint-Nextel, T-Mobile, Verizon…
LEO
Tommy, you just don’t get it. At Mobile-Link Wireless, we’re about offering the kind of personal attention and follow-up service you just can’t get at a mall kiosk…
MISCHKE
You’ll never guessed who I snagged to do the voice of Lord Vader…!
LEO
Tommy, keep it down to earth. Tell them to call 651-555-1111 today.
MISCHKE
That’s 651-555-1111 for Mobile-Link Wireless?
LEO
That’s the first thing you got right today, Tommy.
MISCHKE
I’m just not sure I can fit that in between my scenes where the Ewoks appear…
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