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[MUSIC: Soothing classical strings piece.]

FEMALE VOICE
Until I took John Cummuta’s course, I never realized how under attack I was for possession of my money.

MALE VOICE
The Transforming Debt Into Wealth program gave me clarity for maybe the first time in my life. This is my money, and the Coalition of Four is doing everything they can to take it all from me, and trap me in a prison of debt.

JOHN CUMMUTA
Hi. I’m John Cummuta. The Coalition of Four are powerful influences who affect how you live your life and spend your money every day, usually without you realizing it. But you don’t have to fall for it. Please visit my Web site at www.tdiw – that’s TDIW for Transforming Debt Into Wealth – dot-com. My system has helped over one million people begin living toward a debt-free life, even early retirement, in as little as five to seven years! At my Web site, you’ll receive a no-risk, in-home trial to put my Transforming Debt Into Wealth program to the test for 30 days. So visit me today, at www.tdiw – that’s TDIW for Transforming Debt Into Wealth – dot-com, and start saving your financial life today!

Copyright (c) 2006 by Craig Hansen. All rights reserved.

[MUSIC: Light-touch classical music, softly, in the background.]

FEMALE ANNOUNCER
Prestige Financial Group…

MALE VOICE
I recommend Prestige Financial to my whole family. I had a bad experience with another firm a few years ago. When I switched to Prestige Financial, they made everyone feel like family, yet still handled business. They go beyond the call of duty.

FEMALE ANNOUNCER
Founded in 1999, Prestige Financial is dedicated meeting the changing needs of our clients. Accounting, tax preparation, business services or assisting with accelerating cash-out payments from a trust, lottery or another structured settlement… Whatever the need, Prestige Financial has the expertise to lead you down the right path. Located at 5534 Old National Highway here in Atlanta, company president Natasha Thomas invites you to stop by, get to know us, let us get to know you, and we’ll show you why we’re the folks you can trust. Call today at 404-836-7761 to set an appointment. That’s 404-836-7761. Call Prestige Financial today.

MALE VOICE
I would recommend Prestige Financial to anyone. This company’s great.

Copyright (c) 2006 by Craig Hansen. All rights reserved.

[MUSIC: Dramatic, John Williams-style score begins in the background.]

[SOUND EFFECT: The “wokka-wokka-wokka” of Ms. Pac-Man.]

DRAMATIC MALE ANNOUNCER
On November 17th… Videogames as you know them…

[SOUND EFFECT: The audio trill of Ms. Pac-Man dying.]

DRAMATIC MALE ANNOUNCER
…are…

[SOUND EFFECT: Sounds of a big metal object hitting pavement.]

DRAMATIC MALE ANNOUNCER
…about…

[SOUND EFFECT: Sounds of a big metal object hitting pavement.]

DRAMATIC MALE ANNOUNCER
…to…

[SOUND EFFECT: Sounds of a big metal object hitting pavement.]

FUTURISTIC FEMALE ANNOUNCER
…change!

[MUSIC: Swells to a crescendo as a “game over” sound effect plays.]

[SOUND EFFECT: Music, sound effects and scenes from various PlayStation 3 launch games play in the background.]

FUTURISTIC FEMALE ANNOUNCER
PlayStation 3… The next generation… Begins now… Play… beyond!

[SOUND EFFECT: Startup sound from PlayStation 3.]

Copyright (c) 2006 by Craig Hansen. All rights reserved.

FEMALE ANNOUNCER
Harold Stassen…

STASSEN
I don’t care to be involved in the crash landing unless I can be in on the takeoff.

FEMALE ANNOUNCER
Jesse Ventura…

VENTURA
We’ve shocked the world!

FEMALE ANNOUNCER
Amy Klobuchar…

KLOBUCHAR
In my job you can’t just put your head in the sand and throw partisan bombshells. You have to get results.

FEMALE ANNOUNCER
Minnesota has always been defined by its independent voices. Independence is a part of our culture. And independence is what the Frank LaNasa Insurance Agency is all about. As an independent agent, Frank is able to seek out the best companies that offer the best coverage at a fair price.

The LaNasa Agency won’t force you into a policy that’s not right for you, because they’re not tied to a single provider. They’ve been meeting security needs for Minnesota families for over 20 years. So whether you need auto, home, health, life, retirement, business or even group insurance, you can trust the LaNasa Agency. Not just today, but for the next 20 years and beyond. Call Frank LaNasa now at 651-482-0414. That’s 651-482-0414. Call today.

Copyright (c) 2006 by Craig Hansen. All rights reserved.

[MUSIC up. A very Star Wars-sounding, epic style of music.]

MISCHKE
Long ago, in a mobile phone environment far, far away…

[SOUND of door opening.]

MISCHKE
Hey! You ruined my take, Leo! Now I have to start over again!

LEO
What are you up to this time, Tommy?

MISCHKE
I’m creating a commercial that lets customers know how epic a decision it is to get their wireless phones from Mobile-Link Wireless.

LEO
Tommy, our customers are busy professionals. They want top-notch, “we come to you” service, quality phones at good prices, and the kind of multi-vendor consulting only Mobile-Link Wireless can provide.

MISCHKE
I have plans for that! It’s a battle scene between the forces of Sprint-Nextel, T-Mobile, Verizon…

LEO
Tommy, you just don’t get it. At Mobile-Link Wireless, we’re about offering the kind of personal attention and follow-up service you just can’t get at a mall kiosk…

MISCHKE
You’ll never guessed who I snagged to do the voice of Lord Vader…!

LEO
Tommy, keep it down to earth. Tell them to call 651-555-1111 today.

MISCHKE
That’s 651-555-1111 for Mobile-Link Wireless?

LEO
That’s the first thing you got right today, Tommy.

MISCHKE
I’m just not sure I can fit that in between my scenes where the Ewoks appear…

Copyright (c) 2006 by Craig Hansen. All rights reserved.